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June 2010
Jun 20
at the park
May 2010
May 29
the color of the light
August 2009
Aug 26
omniscient radio
June 2009
Jun 20
pinstripe fedora
April 2009
Apr 22
sprung
July 2008
Jul 22
yup, that’s my cat
April 2008
Apr 15
fencing
Apr 11
pinstripe
March 2008
Mar 05
the always-growing sad
October 2007
Oct 06
if only we could
August 2007
Aug 31
out in the magical world
Aug 31
smells like a promise
Aug 31
is there a cmd-d anonymous?
Aug 16
shear madness
Aug 14
windswept
Aug 10
cowboy squirrel
July 2007
Jul 26
passing through
June 2007
Jun 23
other names for my 14 month old son
Jun 23
the latest thing
Jun 03
manatee
Jun 02
sad and sadder
May 2007
May 23
the light was still nice, though
May 23
cnn has lost its mind
May 05
asking the big questions
April 2007
Apr 22
somewhere a clock is (sort of) ticking
March 2007
Mar 20
illegal redefinition
Mar 11
vaguely irritated
Mar 05
international house of cookies
February 2007
Feb 04
a dog named grrr
Feb 03
getting fiber
January 2007
Jan 24
popular saying edited to match my reality #1
Jan 03
even the bread was probably fake
Jan 03
does it count if i use the same word 7,000 times?
Jan 02
my address book is so ordinary
October 2006
Oct 19
the internet is broken
Oct 19
fall soap colors
Oct 19
fear the chicken
Oct 19
horse sense
Oct 05
be kind, rewind
September 2006
Sep 15
why i shouldn’t be asked to help with homework
Sep 15
thought while getting a hot pocket out of my freezer
August 2006
Aug 24
owning a house is great
July 2006
Jul 24
a sense of adventure
Jul 23
new magical strawberry toothpaste
June 2006
Jun 29
things I evidently have difficulty learning
Jun 16
life, liberty, and the pursuit of popcorn chicken with gravy on it
Jun 08
in it
Jun 04
kabooom!
Jun 04
birth, rebirth
March 2006
Mar 13
high honors
Mar 13
lingering winter
Mar 08
yum. life.
Mar 08
new heights in domestic satisfaction
Mar 08
great blue shark
Mar 04
i wonder
February 2006
Feb 25
best cart ever
Feb 25
all souls welcome, but not here
Feb 25
children’s frozen dinners can have strange instructions
Feb 23
unfortunate sign placement
Feb 23
a billion darn its
January 2006
Jan 27
that pale blue dot is no moon, that’s… oh never mind
Jan 27
a photoless caption
Jan 18
corkscrewed
Jan 13
howie vs. drool
December 2005
Dec 17
and back again
November 2005
Nov 15
recent airport quotes
October 2005
Oct 30
i want my hour back
Oct 30
saturday savings time
Oct 08
elk for two
Oct 07
spam subject line poetry
September 2005
Sep 19
arrr… errr
Sep 09
more little good things
Sep 09
signs of larger problems
Sep 09
consistently all wet
Sep 08
bad bad bee
July 2005
Jul 16
no touch monkey
Jul 16
fortunes in my wallet
Jul 16
one hotel truth, one proposed hotel law
Jul 05
ordering instructions
June 2005
Jun 30
children’s television disappoints dad, film at 11
Jun 30
a sign of being domesticated
Jun 27
morning rain
Jun 19
lite, bah!
Jun 19
one more time
Jun 08
what’d i say?
Jun 08
boston cell phone pie
Jun 08
measuring victory
May 2005
May 02
five points
May 02
but they’re really really good fries
April 2005
Apr 17
there’s a giant plastic sunflower windmill, too
Apr 17
a girl and a family
March 2005
Mar 18
glamour of show biz
Mar 18
flame broiled
Mar 18
paw-graph
Mar 01
52,000 foot landing spot
February 2005
Feb 28
oscar
Feb 27
ice tribute
Feb 25
bad cheese
Feb 25
three plates
Feb 25
one plate
Feb 19
wallet retailing
Feb 19
office jobs
Feb 16
valentine health tip
Feb 14
boston creme pie
Feb 13
pie mafia
Feb 13
top five reasons to leave you
Feb 13
pimp my cadillac
Feb 11
on the money
Feb 11
off my lawn
Feb 11
commercials
Feb 11
toasters
January 2005
Jan 31
how to pick a sandwich
Jan 30
combs
Jan 30
that’s not a vacation
Jan 30
because i can
Jan 24
home is where
Jan 24
was i asking too much?
Jan 17
flying dogs
Jan 17
walmart parking
highlighted
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Aug 2007
windswept
Jun 2006
things I evidently have difficulty learning
Oct 2005
spam subject line poetry
Sep 2005
consistently all wet
Jul 2005
fortunes in my wallet
Jul 2005
ordering instructions
Jun 2005
boston cell phone pie
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